well met!

Hello readers! Terrible news, Fae and Co unfortunately have to inform you that the computer you are viewing this site on has been repossessed by our firm. Along with that, we have taken your house, your dog, your cat, your loved ones, your family, your car/and/or other vehicles.

Our pizza business is merely a front. We use order and delivery mixed with the juvenile website design to lure humans inside, collecting their data and earthly possessions. All your items will be sold along with your data to major tech companies! But we Fae do like to play with our food!

If you can collect your pizza, we will return all you're belongings to you as well as offer you a valuable reward. The total proceeds our company has collected over the million's years of our business being in operation.

25¢.

luxurious, I know.