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Right now, it's like 77F, so Toby has all the fans in the house. Lol. People keep sneaking into his room and trying to steal them, but he does kinda need them to not like them. . . You know, die. Great day to live in the basement, gotta tell you. Tim is especially in a tiff, so were having a lot of schizophrenic on schizophrenic crime.
Today Nina's Tamagotchi died. o7's in the chat.
Mr Wiz, you will be deeply missed as you were loved. You brought joy into this house so often filled with horror and tears, and when left in the care of Tim, he fucked it up. A tale old as time, but one we will never allow repeating. You will have vengeance.
We got a new guy today, properly pissed off at his new "arrangement." But he got sent along with Jeff to handle this guy me and Nina tracked down. Apparently, he tried to get all fancy with killing them and "take his time" or some shit. Nearly got Jeff caught because he was "being whiny and reminding him of the other Jeff." luckily slender dragged his ass away before he could start shit but fuck are we all annoyed with him already. Thank fuck slender plays favrotes and Jeff is one of them. :/
Apparently I'm being dragged into the middle of nowhere for two-ish days, So I won't to be able to update the site because I'll have no internet. Ugh.
The whole reason im here is that I'm good at the internet! No clue why I'm being dragged along, but I'll update you all when I get back.
apparently the reason they brought me was no reason. We got spit out in the middle of nowhere, and I ended up hiking with everyone through the woods until we hit a highway, stole a car, and made it to asshole ™'s house. Then the second everyone got to work and I tried to leave the room, Slender would get pissed off. I didn't help, I kinda just stood there. And watched. To be fair, I was prob a massive pussy about it, Lol.
On the way back, we found this lake. We hung out by for a bit, got the blood off, burnt some clothes, etc. I found this little kid's pair of shoes down by the water. Normally I can ignore shit enough to stomach it, but I was just too bugged out.
I have a bad habit of people watching, Probably because I wasn't around a lot of people as a kid, so now they fascinate me. I may still live in the buttfuck middle of nowhere and I may have dug up all I could about everyone I live with, but the internet doesn't have a way to stop me. Somtimes even outside of work ill dig through random people profiles, indeed, accounts they don't want there wife knowing about, and then I make a sock puppet and drop it all on their front door. I don't know why, I just can't help myself from doing it.
Okay, I changed my mind. I'm no longer happy Jeff is sledders fav. Apparently, instead of just ASKING ME OR NINA TO HELP HIM, he decided he wanted to pirate Bloodborne on his own, onto the work computer. Yes, folks, you heard that right, not his PC, the work computer. He's gotten us a virus and now is losing a shit load of our files to China, even NINA is somehow mad and him, and she looks up to him so much. It's sorta under control rn which is why I'm typing it, but we are handling one hell of a shit storm.
Word, I made up today, pixelsque.
• When something is made perfectly for the internet, and belongs to it in a symbolic, beautiful way.
New guy update, he's currently been kicked out into the garage. He kept back-talking slender (and we all know that doesn't go well) and getting into fights. Ej asked why he could just get rid of him, and apparently he was super evasive about it. Which is SUPER weird because normally he's less hesitant to talk to me and jack.
Kinda over Jeff's drama with geting us hacked into and stuff. Everyone has been ragging on him for it, but like. . . Nina and I fixed it. I get it was irresponsible and shit but if they keep this up, he's gonna dip again, and we all know that doesn't go well.
Right, no work shit today and something actually funny/fun. Apparently, Toby needs glasses.
Brian went out to teach him how to shoot today, and eventually they hit the point where it was becoming more and more obvious that Toby didn't just naturally have shit aim and something else was going on. After a while, we figured out he was pretty seriously nearsighted. We'd always laugh off any issues he had reading things that were as far away as him being homeschooled, but no. Feel kinda-barely-shit about that now. EJ doesn't have any Optometrist training. He was in school to be a general nurse, so they ended up giving some poor guy in Utah a very stressful appointment. . . And they got glasses! I don't like them (gross green-brown color, super boxy, look weird on him, but maybe I'm just not used to them) but jack seems fond of them because of how often he reminds Toby to clean them.
i have too much time off work. Far, far too much time, nothing we do is hard. But all I do is play games, update this fucking site, and work. Maybe joke around. Every now and again I get a sermon, but that's it. It feels like it's just me in here sometimes.
Very lonely. Someone, please talk to me. Someone from outside, hopefully. Nina knows about this site but I doubt she will check it, so hopefully she doesn't know I'm breaking the rules.
Nina is not allowed a camera anymore. She kept taking photos of Jeff and had them all in a box under her bed, (whatever not like im any better Lol) but he found them and freaked out, so I got the camera to just give her a black photo whenever Jeff is in frame. Sorry man :/
There are some universal languages, math, time, pleasure, pain. But it's how long we let that last one be our main form of communication. In galvanistic conjunction with every person trying to reach pixelsque, rotton.com, isanyoneup.com, Thatsphucked.com ect. I mean, you're here. How bad could I really get until you turned your computer off?
Because we live in a good house and care about the people around us, we got ej his own fridge. You know, for storing human organs, And not a mini fridge, like a FULL fridge. Someone tells me why there are still fingers floating in MY mini fridge.
I realized I don't really talk about my hobbies on here, so. . . I'm a big fan of environmental music or like background movies from files. It's a silly thing to be embarrassed to admit, but I just don't have the head for music. I can rant about the cords or some shit, and while maybe I could go off about lyrics if that the kind of music im into. . . But im not. So I guess I just like nothing about it. But I do like it.
Jeff is so smart, so smart in fact, we are doing the 'him being shit at pirating and me and Nina cleaning up after him parade"! again. God knows how that girl manages to still like him as much as she does. I love the guy but holy shit dudeeeeeeeee. AUGHHHHHHH.
If I hear Jeff say the words "yearner" or "goth dommy mommy" one more time while Nina has been doing everything in her power to get that dickhead skinny ass into her bed (as she should) one more time, I'm going to stop just working as IT and murder him.
So everything went to shit for a minute. Toby decided to fuck off, booked it up shits creek for half a month. He had his phone and half the fucking house hunting him down, but he made it a good minute. To be fair, he's got a few screws lost and about nothing before he got here, so it was inevitable he'd freak the fuck out eventually, but god, it is tiring. I don't want to cut him too much slack, I mean, even if I had someone else's head underwater. It's growing up, I guess.
But yeah, the forest kept shifting and anyone with any sort of tech know-how ended up handing NINA tools while we fixed cell towers and managed to triangulate his phone. So we slept out by the towers a good couple nights just to make sure we didn't lose anything. God the things you fine out here. . .
Apparently, Toby decided to sleep out in a fucking dried-up creek. He didn't eat, drink, run around, just stayed sitting.
I wonder why we didn't find him earlier. Normally slender would help out.
I hope he wasn't too busy. That never goes well.
Back to daily updates hopefully soon here!!!!
I'm passionate about the arts. Make me dance. :DDDDD
I know, I know, I know that this should go in the review section but I just finished RP2 and went to read the wiki and I can stop laughing at this. . .
"In ready player 2, Wade attends and graduates from the university of e sex with bachelors, masters and doctorates in degrees such as basic e sex, ethics of gooning, studies in grey morality of cybersexuality, incel studies, money hoarding and pseudopsychology."Updated the picture/media log with some music I like. Not really mine to store, but you know.